Androids are the latest and greatest of robot technology. An android is a robot that is designed to look and act Human. Classic examples of androids would be Arnold Schwarzenegger in the terminator series, Data from star trek and Vicki from Small wonder. Our first discovery of an android was in 1995. It is unknown how androids are currently in existence.

 

Android Myths and Facts:

 

Myth: Androids do not sit down in chairs due to their excessive metallic weight.

 

Fact:  Though this was true with many of the older models, we believe that newer technology has allowed androids to move past this hurdle, so just because someone can sit down does not mean they are human.

 

 

Myth: Robots are easy to spot as they speak in a monotone voice:

 

Fact: Robots have voice synthesizing technology that can mimic the human voice. They have excellent singing voices, in fact we have evidence to support that there have been at least 2 androids on the popular U.S. show “American Idol”

 

Myth: Androids are good at Math

 

Fact: Androids are GREAT at math.

Myth: Androids do not eat, sleep, poop or pee.

 

Fact: Androids will mimic sleeping. Newer models are also equipped with built in food processors that allows them to consume food through their mouths. Androids are programmed to go to the bathroom every so often and remove the food and liquids it has consumed. However without an actual digestive system their waste is just a bunch of mashed up food. Robots do not produce a bad smell when pooping, they also do not fart, though it’s been reported they have the ability to make the sound, their farts do not smell as no methane is produced. Androids do not have yellow urine, it will be whatever color of foods and drinks they have consumed. This may seem like a problem for them, but all evidence is generally flushed away to the ocean.

 

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Myth: Androids do not have sex.

 

Fact: Some of the first androids were designed using materials from Japanese scientists attempting to build sex bots. The technology for fake vaginas and penis’ was already well ahead of the rest of the androids body. Some androids are designed specifically for sex, which we believe may be used in an effort to blackmail politicians to advance the robot agenda. We believe that many humans helped in the effort to build these machines, only trying to create the attractive machines for themselves and other lonely nerds, oblivious to the mechanical underground.

 

Myth: Androids do not sweat

 

Fact: Androids do not sweat, however they can excrete water through their skin to simulate sweat.

 

Myth: Androids do not grow hair.

 

Fact: Androids do not grow hair, but they do have extra hair under their skin that can be used to simulate hair growth, but they do not get their hair cut.